Julia

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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What if they recreate Willy Wonka but put the tickets in pad boxes

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I love this sosos much because it implies Willy Wonka coudl just be some guy putting golden tickets in pad boxes with absolutely no end goal

Anyways if he were to own a pad factory I think it’d be funny if he was doing the whole selling the factory thing cause he’s now in menopause

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Yk these things

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HOW DARE YOU BE FUNNIER THAN ME ON MY OWN POST

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This is hilarious. So back in 2018, Captain Disillusion did a video debunking the Virgin Mary version of this video, showing that the original video was a trash bin. But as part of the joke, he edited a buddha statue over it, to show off how you’d do the visual effects correctly and better. 

This is that edit. This is literally a fake video, from someone who specializes in identifying fake videos. Amazing.

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Anonymous asked:

Uh??? The facts abt ur parents??? Whadda hell would u be open to doing more facts abt ur wild parents bc I love them

answered:

Sure! They’re very weird.

  1. My dad regularly sings to my mom about how much he loves her while standing exactly in the way of whatever she’s trying to do
  2. My parents didn’t marry until I was 4 and they regularly forget that they’re spouses. They generally refer to themselves as partners
  3. My mom proposed to my dad by yelling at him from a room away that her taxes were fucked and they had to get married to which my father replied “this is how I always dreamed you’d ask me!” and pretending to swoon
  4. My dad appears as an actor in the movie Swoon, supposedly an important piece of queer cinema 
  5. My parents were both punks in their youth
  6. When I came home for thanksgiving with a mohawk, unannounced, my mom started crying because I looked “so handsome” and “just like your dad” and kept petting my head 
  7. My dad only says “that’s my boy” to me when I say something gay about men
  8. My mom and dad have the same taste in women but opposite taste in men
  9. One time we were watching a movie set in Chicago and my mom turned to my dad, and in the most sentimental mom voice, said “Chicago honey! We haven’t been there since the anarchist convention!” 
  10. My dad worked on California’s weed legalization bill
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The anarchist version of gomez and morticia

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a post: it’s okay to be fat

responses: yes AND it’s okay to be skinny too!!! women are gorgeous even if they CAN’T gain an ounce 💜 now I’m not comparing this to fatphobia at all 🥺 but people assume things of me all the time just because I’m 😡 thin 😡 and that isn’t right either. it’s just more assumptions and exclusion ❤️ anyway not to detract from the OP at all but just remember that thin women are soooooo valid

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